phisala

When my parents walk by I stop scrolling

Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.

via sodamnrelatable

trustmyplus:

ufocottoncandy:

porn at its best

The most pornographic thing to ever hit my dash.

*moist*

buttered kernels

natytuk:

#THIS BROTHER #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER

person: so do you play any instruments
me: yeah the keyboard
person: cool can I hear some
me: ok sure
me: asdfghjk;